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		<title>Make a Left-Click at FUCK YOU!</title>
		<link>http://besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com/2009/10/15/make-a-left-click-at-fuck-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>b3st3v3r</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First and foremost&#8230;this post is dedicated to all the fucktards that click the link to my &#8216;Humans and Pitbulls&#8217; post and go off on some wild ass tangent in the comments section. This post is a direct insult and major middle finger in the air to anyone that disobeys Rules #1 and #2 of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7363977&amp;post=328&amp;subd=besttextyoueverhad&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Hate the News</title>
		<link>http://besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com/2009/09/20/why-i-hate-the-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 09:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>b3st3v3r</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck the news! I hate it, specifically TV news! I feel like committing suicide every time these no-talent, name-calling assholes discuss any topic. Why? Because the facts take a backseat to the engineered back-and-forth between people that couldn&#8217;t make an unbiased remark with the looming threat of decapitation for motivation. These cock bars they invite [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7363977&amp;post=326&amp;subd=besttextyoueverhad&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re the Worst Type of Asshole</title>
		<link>http://besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com/2009/08/29/youre-the-worst-type-of-asshole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>b3st3v3r</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bathroom Etiquette]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Piss on the toilet seat&#8230;not an uncommon occurrence as far as mens rooms go. But when you take your sorry, limp-dicked ass to a stall when there are urinals to choose from, don&#8217;t be a dick and lift the seat like your whore of a mother [should have] taught you! On top of that, you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7363977&amp;post=324&amp;subd=besttextyoueverhad&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Today</title>
		<link>http://besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com/2009/08/20/today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>b3st3v3r</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8230;my old manager told me he&#8217;s &#8220;having some interesting challenges&#8221; at his new client. All the while he had a grin on his face. I also noticed he stopped making eye contact. Instead, he was staring over my shoulder at the firm backsides of a few of my female counterparts as they walked away. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7363977&amp;post=320&amp;subd=besttextyoueverhad&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Just Saying&#8230;Health Advice From Old People is No Good</title>
		<link>http://besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/just-saying-health-advice-from-old-people-is-no-good/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>b3st3v3r</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Health Advice from Old People Has someone that&#8217;s older than the sun, out of shape like a square pizza, or heavier than glass of Guinness tried to give you health advice?  I&#8217;m sorry, but that&#8217;s dumber than two blind guys navigating the ocean without GPS.  I mean, you&#8217;d never see Lou Ferrigno and somebody on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7363977&amp;post=315&amp;subd=besttextyoueverhad&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Borrower&#8217;s Remorse</title>
		<link>http://besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com/2009/08/09/borrowers-remorse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>b3st3v3r</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you bring your puppy to work?  No?  You don&#8217;t even have a puppy?  Then what the fuck, sir, is the deal with this?  I thought I let you borrow a pen earlier.  What you just handed me looks like a used coffee stirrer.  But that can&#8217;t be the case because there’s ink in it, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7363977&amp;post=310&amp;subd=besttextyoueverhad&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Surprise! It&#8217;s Someone Else&#8217;s Shit!</title>
		<link>http://besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/surprise-its-someone-elses-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>b3st3v3r</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever gone to the bathroom with thoughts of a productive pooping session that gets shattered the moment you realize that you&#8217;ve been made an honorary janitor by the asshole that last used the can?  Of course, you have!  This is especially true when you&#8217;ve already dotted the ass end of your underwear with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7363977&amp;post=305&amp;subd=besttextyoueverhad&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Just Saying&#8230;You Ruined Colors for Me!</title>
		<link>http://besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com/2009/07/13/just-saying-you-ruined-colors-for-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>b3st3v3r</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’d like to extend a special ‘thank you’ to the gangs of the world.  Thank you for ruining colors for the rest of the world, you selfish sons of bitches.  I hope you choke on a cup full of watercolors.  Why did you have to pick the most popular colors in the world?  The bloods [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7363977&amp;post=297&amp;subd=besttextyoueverhad&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Time and Place IV&#8230;What About AIDS?</title>
		<link>http://besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com/2009/07/09/time-and-place-iv-what-about-aids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>b3st3v3r</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s a time and place for contests.  Now is neither the time, and the richest country in the world is not the place to hold a contest to see which group of nerds can get to space without government funding first!  The fact that two million dollars is at stake just makes my balls burn.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7363977&amp;post=292&amp;subd=besttextyoueverhad&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Aye Aye, Cap&#8217;n!</title>
		<link>http://besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com/2009/07/07/aye-aye-capn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>b3st3v3r</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if you noticed, but we&#8217;re not on a frigate in the middle of fucking gun battle with Her Majesty&#8217;s Royal Navy.  We&#8217;re not dressed like pirates, and I&#8217;m not wearing a fucking eye patch!  So, it might be in your best interest to stop barking out orders like some sort of power-crazed [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=besttextyoueverhad.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7363977&amp;post=287&amp;subd=besttextyoueverhad&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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