All in Mine

all-in-mineLet’s pretend it’s Kindergarten all over again.  Keep your eyes on your own desk.  If you walk by my desk, I’d much rather catch you looking at my ass than my computer monitor.  Just pretend from now on I’m looking at the most repulsive thing possible; take your pick from animal porn, 2 girls/1 cup, or Rush Limbaugh in a whip cream bikini.  My computer monitor is the equivalent of your purse, ladies, please don’t look unless you have permission, or I might just pepper spray your ass till the can is empty.  Gents, let’s play like we’re in the locker room, and my computer monitor is my envy-inspiring manhood and you don’t want someone to catch you taking a sneak peek.  Thank you for your time.  That is all.

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