Kid-Lash

kid-lashQuestion for you people: Why is it illegal to shake a baby, yet it is legal to leash your kids and pull them like a disobedient Labrador around the mall?  This is a trend that has got to stop.  Kids on leashes are not a fashion statement or a good way to build your case for not being a total dick. I guess it is easier to jerk your kid around like joystick instead of raising them to respect boundaries or pay attention to their proximity to you.  Someone should sue your sorry ass on behalf of that kid you’ve been pulling around like a roller bag in an airport.  But since we know that won’t happen, just try not to act surprised when your kids back is all jacked up during the scoliosis exam at school.

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