You Smell Like a Fruit Stand

Fruit StandSo the fuck what?!?! Maybe fI like the smell of mango, bitch!  I can make my hair smell like whatever the hell I want.  This is America, motherfucker, and I’m a BOSS!  I can wash my hair with hay and cow shit scented aloe infused shampoo if it makes me happy.  And when was this meeting of minds held and the vote taken that decided men can’t smell like fruit and vanilla?  Did it get routed to my spam box?  I’ll tell you judgemental little shits one thing.  Regardless of if this meeting ever took place, I’d much rather smell like fresh fruit and baby powder than a bear’s ball sack and motor oil because it’s socially acceptable…suck a dick!

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