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Why I Hate the News

September 20, 2009

Fuck the news! I hate it, specifically TV news! I feel like committing suicide every time these no-talent, name-calling assholes discuss any topic. Why? Because the facts take a backseat to the engineered back-and-forth between people that couldn’t make an unbiased remark with the looming threat of decapitation for motivation. These cock bars they invite onto the shows usually have nothing of substance to add to the conversation outside of performing verbal felatio on behalf of someone that didn’t send them to speak on their behalf in the first place.

Is there any talent involved in this job other than not farting on the air and looking somewhat sophisticated, even if you sound like a retarded coyote on ecstasy when you speak [content reference, not vocal]? I doubt it! All you have to do is call your rival hacks names and highlight why everybody else is wrong [except you]. Of course, this is before you get busted for popping pills or beating your 3rd spouse. Then, you fuckers get holier than thine selves until you get your sponsors back. Define clusterfuck!

Only in the country I love [most of the time] can you become wealthy based solely on co-mingling facts [often blatantly altered] with closed-minded personal opinions and an uncanny ability to bully your counterparts by talking over them for millions a year. I’d definitely consider walking in front of a high-speed train before becoming comfortable with obtaining that level of douchery! Stay classy if you think you can manage.